Attract Women

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Cocky Comedy defined
The purpose of Cocky Comedy isn’t to make a woman chortle -- it’s about central her feel ATTRACTION. Cocky Comedy is just the right mixture of cocky or arrogant and funny. Why this combination? Women aren’t attracted to lower-status men… and the cocky element implies you have immense status. Healthy-minded women aren’t attracted to complete jerks either, and the comedy element keeps you out of the “complete jerk” category. If you can make a babe roar at something you say that’s busting on her or is extremely arrogant-sounding, you’ve achieved a clairvoyant accomplishment. THAT is Cocky Comedy.
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Mess with her
When you mess with peculiar of your friends but you perfect serious, how does your friend know that you’re messing with him? It’s obvious because you’re being overly serious or “overly harsh” or “overreacting.” The problem is that most guys don’t do this stuff with women they don’t know… ESPECIALLY women they’re attracted to.

But it’s critical that you switch the conversation from the normal mode to the “I’m messing with you” mode QUICKLY. don’t let the conversation stay too normal for too expanded before switching it up. To switch into this mode, give an overexaggerated compliment that can’t be bona fide but seems hook too serious; accuse her of stepping over the line and trying to pick you up in some way; complain about something in an overly serious way. Keep her on her toes and you’ll keep her interested.
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Bust her balls
Want to REALLY dial up the attraction? Bust a woman’s balls just like you bust on your buddies. Call her names like dork, brat and dude. If she WHINES about anything, mock her whining in an exaggerated and playful way. Interrupt her repeatedly, then be overly silent. Bust her balls just like she’s an hoary buddy of yours, and she’ll be blown away by your confidence and faculty of humor.
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Use your body
Your gestures, facial expressions and modulation tone are all great Cocky Comedy tools. Drive her into things as you’re walking. Hand her something but then don’t let go, and don’t grab something she’s handing to you. Steal her edible or take the big piece. Swat her playfully with a magazine, napkin or whatever you can find. Thumb wrestle, tickle her… the possibilities here are endless.
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Never shout to make her laugh
It sounds incredible, but most laughter ISN’T in response to something funny. We usually crack up when we’re seeking someone’s approval -- even if what the other creature said isn’t all that funny. Men try to extortion a lass to give him this approval by saying something that’s supposed to make her laugh, and then laughing at his own joke in hopes he’ll get her to hee-haw too (and so give him the go-ahead he’s looking for).

And she’ll gravy that populace with mating opportunities. That’s where Cocky Comedy comes in. When you make a woman crack up (which is her seeking your approval), but not roar yourself (which communicates that YOU don’t need HER approval), you’ll discover and AMPLIFY her attraction to you. It’s an unconscious communication she can’t help but respond to.
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Learn the Cocky Comedy character
Most guys who naturally exercise Cocky Comedy aren’t TRYING to be funny, and they’re definitely not seeking acquiescence -- they’re being the CHARACTER. The character is where 90% of the clowning flows from.

So what is the character? If you catch yourself thinking, “She’s just trying to get me into bed" and “What’s in it for me?" or if you're sarcastically encouraging her awful action or imitating her foolhardy quirks, then you’ve got the character. When you do, you’ll find that Cocky Comedy will happen almost automatically, and so will a woman’s fascination for you.
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When something works… turn it up
As you jumping-off place to use Cocky Comedy, you’ll notice women react to you in advanced and differential ways. When they do, it’s time to TURN IT UP A NOTCH. So if a babe is acting fake mad, say, “You amity me and you know it.” If a girlfriend playfully hits your shoulder, say “Hey, you just hit me… just like a Lilliputian girl on the playground hitting a boy she likes… you delight me, and it’s OBVIOUS.”
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Avoid these hackneyed mistakes
Too much facetious and she’ll see you as idiotic or dorky. Too much cocky and she’ll see you as an A-hole, a jerk or an insecure guy. Don’t mistake an outright putdown for being cocky. And never do Cocky Comedy to impress women or show off; you’ll make yourself gaze like a dumb-ass.
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Fill your toolbox with OTHER tools too
Although Cocky Comedy is solitary of the most POWERFUL strategies I’ve come across for creating attraction in a woman, it’s a mistake to think that it’s everything or, for that matter, to think that ANYTHING is everything when it comes to attracting a woman. Cocky Comedy is a lethal tool, don’t get me wrong, but don’t rely on Cocky Comedy to author attraction all by itself. You must overcome your insecurities, brilliance up your personality quirks and learn to check your body language -- and many other things -- if you want to really take advantage of the power that this technique and habit of thinking of the old school to offer.

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